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THE RACCOONS FAN FICTION

THE RACCOONS MEET THE CHIPMUNKS
Part 1: The Evergreen Concert

Written by Stephen Ricketts & Jacob Turner

The Raccoons (c) Evergreen Raccoons Marketing Inc
Alvin and the Chipmunks (c) Bagdasarian Productions, DiC Entertainment


THE EVERGREEN FOREST
NARRATOR: 'It was another peaceful day in the Evergreen Forest. But for Cedric Sneer, this was the day, when he was to tell his father about something really important.'

THE SNEER MANSION: THE OFFICE
Cedric was sitting in his chair, looking at the paperwork on the table.
CYRIL: (walking in) 'Cedric, you said you wanted to talk to me about something?'
CEDRIC: 'Yes, Pop. Sophia is returning to the Evergreen Forest in a couple of days, and I wanna propose to her.'
CYRIL: 'You mean you wanna marry Sophia?'
CEDRIC: (nervously) 'Y... Yes, Pop.'
CYRIL: 'Cedric, there is only one thing I'm going to tell you.'
CEDRIC: 'Yes, Pop?'
CYRIL: 'I'm proud of you'
CEDRIC: 'You are?'
CYRIL: 'Of course. I want what's best for you, son. So have you thought about how you're going to propose?'
CEDRIC: 'Well, I thought tomorrow, I might go to the jewellery store and buy an expensive ring I saw there the other day.'
CYRIL: 'How expensive are we talking?'
CEDRIC: 'A hundred dollars.'
CYRIL: 'Well, I suggest you go and get that ring right now, before someone else does. I'll hold the fort until you return.'
CEDRIC: 'Okay, Pop. See ya later.'
Cedric left the mansion.

ONE HOUR LATER
Cedric returned to the mansion. He placed the ring in the safe in the office, and sat back down.
CEDRIC: 'I'm looking forward to asking Sophia.'
Cyril suddenly stormed in.
CYRIL: 'Cedric! What are you doing in my chair? Get off! This is my office!'
CEDRIC: 'Pop? What are you saying? Don't you remember? You put me in charge of Sneer Industries, and you're my partner.'
CYRIL: 'Oh yes, of course. I must have forgotten. It comes with old age. But I've got a big business deal, and I want you out of the way for a while. Go and play with those Raccoon friends of yours.'
CEDRIC: 'Okay, Pop.'
He left the office, and walked down the hallway and into the lobby. He got to the main doors, when he heard one of the pigs.
FLOYD: (whispering to Cedric) 'Psst, Master Cedric.'
The Pigs stepped out of hiding.
LLOYD: 'We need to talk to you, privately.'

THE EVERGREEN LAKE
Cedric and the Pigs stood by the lake.
FLOYD: 'It's your father. He's behaving strange, he...'
BOYD: 'He wants to destroy the forest. And he's going to start this weekend.'
CEDRIC: 'Destroy the forest? That's what he tried to do a long time ago. I thought he had changed. Wait a minute. He didn't remember that I'm in charge of Sneer Industries. I think he must have had an accident, and forgot most of what has happened recently. It's the only explanation.'
FLOYD: 'We have to warn the Raccoons.'
CEDRIC: 'Right. Let's go, Pigs!'
PIGS: 'Yes, sir!'

EVERGREEN STANDARD OFFICE
Cedric and the Pigs arrived.
BOYD: 'We have important news!'
FLOYD: 'Cyril Sneer is going to destroy the forest!'
BERT: 'What? You mean old hose nose is up to his old tricks again? (to Ralph and Melissa) You know I liked the good Cyril more than the bad one.'
RALPH: 'Do you have any proof?'
FLOYD: 'We do. (Holding up a disk) We filmed Cyril plotting.'
Melissa put the disc in the DVD player, and played it. The TV showed Cyril in his office.
CYRIL: 'The Evergreen Forest will be mine! I'll cut down all the trees, and establish my empire! The work begins this weekend! And everyone will bow before me - Imperial Commander Sneer!'
The video cut off.
RALPH: 'And this was filmed just today.'
BOYD: 'Yes, just an hour ago.'
CEDRIC: 'I believe them. Pop forgot that I was in charge of Sneer Industries. Something must have happened to him while I was away.'
RALPH: 'Well, we believe you. And this story will be on the front page of today's edition.'

MUSIC SCENE: LISA LOUGHEED & CURTIS KING, JR.: Here I Go Again
The Raccoons started writing out the article, then they sent it to press. And the next edition of the Evergreen Standard was ready. Bert rode on his bike, delivering the newspapers to their neighbours at the Evergreen Forest.
END OF MUSIC SCENE

THE RACCOONS HOUSE
George Raccoon read the newspaper. Nicole, Bentley, and Lisa were all there as well.
GEORGE: 'What? Cyril Sneer plans on destroying the Evergreen Forest?'
BENTLEY: (overhearing him) 'What? Mr. Sneer would never do that, would he?'
LISA: 'If it's in the newspaper, it must be true.'
GEORGE: 'Your Uncle Ralph once told me he tried to destroy the forest before. I kept it secret from you all these years, especially after Cyril helped you, Bentley. I'm sorry, son.'
BENTLEY: 'It's okay, Dad. Thanks for telling me.'

THE SNEER MANSION
Cyril Sneer stood in front of his army of bears, in the command room.
CYRIL: 'This weekend, half the trees will be cut, and I will erect the biggest money producing plant in its place! No one will stop me! Not even those Raccoons!' (laughs evilly)

THE NEXT DAY
THE RACCOONDOMINIUM
NARRATOR: 'The next day, the Raccoons got a visit from Ingrid Bellamour, who already had a plan to stop Cyril Sneer's mad plan.'
RALPH: 'You're planning a benefit concert to save the forest?'
INGRID: 'That's right, Ralph. And the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are on their way here by train.'
BERT: (waking up from his rest) 'The Chipmunks? As in Alvin and the Chipmunks? '
INGRID: 'That's right, Bert.'
BERT: 'WOW! We have their records! And now we get to meet them in person!'
NARRATOR: 'Bert Raccoon was excited that he was going to meet some famous celebrities. And they were all excited that a benefit concert was planned, to save the forest from the once again greedy Cyril Sneer.'

THE EVERGREEN TRAIN STATION
Bert, Ralph, Melissa and Ingrid arrived at the station awaiting the arrival of the train. The train arrived, and the Chipmunks, Simon Theodore and Alvin got off, followed by the Chipettes, Brittany, Eleanor and Jeanette. Their dog Lilly was with them too.
The Raccoons and Ingrid ran up to meet them.
RALPH: 'Welcome to the Evergreen Forest, Chipmunks and Chipettes.'
BERT: (shaking hands with Alvin) 'Alvin, I'm Bert Raccoon. It's an honour to finally meet you. I'm a big fan of your music.'
ALVIN: 'Thank you, Bert. Nice to meet you too.'
THEODORE: 'We're all too happy to help in the fight against de...uh, de...'
SIMON: 'Deforestation?'
THEODORE: 'Yeah, that's it. Thanks, Simon.'
BRITTANY: 'Thank you for booking us, Ms. Bellamour.'
INGRID: 'Oh, please. Call me Ingrid. After hearing what you did to help save Mount Placid, it's the least I could do.'
ELEANOR: 'Well, as Theodore said, we're all very happy to help out.'
JEANETTE: 'Whoa!' (she falls over)
MELISSA: 'Gosh, are you all right?'
JEANETTE: (sheepishly) 'Yeah, I just tripped on my shoelaces. They're always coming untied. (goes to tie her shoelaces)
BERT: 'How'd ya like us to show ya round the Evergreen Forest, Alvin?'
ALVIN: 'Sure, Bert. That'd be fun.'
BERT: (puts his arm on Alvin's shoulder) 'Y'know Alvin, I get a feeling this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.'
They see Lilly and Broo chasing each other, playfully.

THE EVERGREEN FOREST
The Raccoons showed the Chipmunks and Chipettes around the forest.
ALVIN: 'This is some place.'
SIMON: 'Reminds me of the forest where our mom, Vinny, lives.'
BERT: 'Thanks, we like it too.'
They notice Broo walking like a gentleman, but accidentally walks into a tree, and Lilly laughs a bit.
BRITTANY: 'Broo and Lilly sure like each other.'
THEODORE: 'I'm hungry.'
ELEANOR: 'Me too.'
MELISSA: 'We could stop by at the Blue Spruce Cafe.'
BERT: 'Hope ya like peanut butter soda!'

BLUE SPRUCE CAFE
The Raccoons, Ingrid, the Chipmunks, and the Chipettes sat at a table. Schaeffer gave Broo and Lilly some food in two dog bowls.
SCHAEFFER: 'It's an honour to have famous music stars here in the Evergreen Forest.'
Lisa, Bentley and Cedric showed up.
LISA: 'Hi everyone, we... The Chipettes! Oh I love your music.'
BRITTANY: 'Thank you. It's nice to meet you.'
NARRATOR: 'They all became good friends on the spot. Bert made friends with Alvin. Lisa made friends with Brittany. Bentley made friends with Simon and Jeanette. Cedric made friends with Theodore and Eleanor. And Broo and Lilly, of course.'

THE EVERGREEN STANDARD OFFICE
Melissa got out the pictures of the Chipmunks and the Chipettes.
MELISSA: 'Here are the photos.'
RALPH: (to the Chipmunks and Chipettes) 'So guys, what have you liked about the Evergreen Forest so far?'
ALVIN: 'Well, we found out that many people know us here.'
BRITTANY: 'Yeah. It's been great.'
RALPH: 'Thank you.'
BERT: (walking in, wearing an Alvin shirt) 'Hey Alvin, what do you think?'
ALVIN: 'It looks great on you, Bert.'
BERT: 'Thanks.'
RALPH: 'Okay, the newspaper is ready to press. Tomorrow evening is the benefit concert, so by tonight, everyone will know about it.'

THE NEXT DAY
THE SNEER MANSION
NARRATOR: 'The next day, Cedric was in his room, reading the lyrics of the songs he and the Raccoons, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes would be performing at the concert, when suddenly...'
CYRIL: (storming in) 'Cedric! Those Raccoons have planned a concert to foil my... What's this?!'
He snatched the music notes from Cedric, and looked at them.
CYRIL: 'Cedric? YOU are a part of this band? My son? My ex-son, Cedric Sydney Sneer?! I see I'm going to have to confiscate these! Guards! Take him to the dungeon!'
Two bears came into the room.
CEDRIC: 'No please, not the dungeon, Pop!'
Cyril slammed the door behind him.

THE DUNGEON
Cedric was thrown in, and the door was closed behind him, and locked.
CEDRIC: 'Oh Pop, how could you?'
Suddenly he heard mumbling in front of him. He looked up, and to his surprise, he saw Cyril tied to a chair with rope, and gagged.
CEDRIC: 'Pop? But you were just... And I was just... And... Never mind.'
He walked up to Cyril, and removed the gag from his mouth.
CYRIL: (gasps) 'Thanks, Cedric. He got you too? That fiend is taking over our home. And he stole my name! Remember I told you I was adopted?'
CEDRIC: 'Sure, Pop.'
CYRIL: 'That guy must be my twin brother, and we were separated at birth! It's the only possible explanation! While you were out buying the ring, he showed up, knocked me unconscious, gagged me, tied me up, and threw me in this old dungeon!'
CEDRIC: (untying the rope) 'Now he wants to destroy the forest.'
CYRIL: 'He what?!'
CEDRIC: 'It's true, and he knows about the Benefit Concert Ingrid has planned.'
CYRIL: 'You mean Ingrid Bellamour?'
CEDRIC: 'The very same, Pop.'
CYRIL: 'I sure miss her. We've got to warn the others, before the so-called Imperial Commander Sneer messes things up!'
CEDRIC: 'But how?'
Snag came into the room, through a small hole in the wall, and he barked happily.
CYRIL: 'Snag! Am I glad to see you.'
CEDRIC: (getting a pen and a piece of paper out of a draw) 'We can write a note, and have Snag get it to the others.'
CYRIL: 'Good idea, son.'
CEDRIC: (writing on the piece of paper) 'Cyril Sneer is an impostor, who calls himself the Imperial Commander. The real Cyril is with me in the dungeon. Please send help. Signed, Cedric Sneer.'
He finished the note, and gave it to Snag.
CEDRIC: 'Get this to the Raccoons right away, Snag. Good luck!'
Snag barked and left with the note.
CYRIL: 'While we're waiting, son, there is something else I should tell you. Those tales about the Grim, I made them up.'
CEDRIC: 'You did? Why?'
CYRIL: 'It's a long story, son...'
NARRATOR: 'Now that it was revealed that the Cyril Sneer they saw was an impostor, it was now up to Snag to get the note to the Raccoons in time.'

OUTSIDE THE DUNGEON
The Pigs looked through the door.
LLOYD: 'If the Boss is in there, then who's out there?'
FLOYD: 'It's Master Changer! The shape shifter from Mudman issue thirty. Remember, he replaced a tycoon and tried to destroy the city.'
BOYD: 'You're right. The fake Cyril Sneer is Master Changer.'

THE FOREST BOWL
The Raccoons, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes were all setting up their instruments and tuning them up.
JEANETTE: 'Let's take a break.'
SIMON: 'Good idea.'
ELEANOR: 'Have you seen Cedric, Lisa?'
LISA: 'Not today. But I'm sure he will be here. I can't wait to meet his girlfriend, Sophia.'
MELISSA: 'I'm sure you and Sophia will get on just fine, honey.'
Snag showed up with the note, barking.
SCHAEFFER: 'Hey, Snag. What are you doing here? (he sees the note) Is that for us?'
He nodded at Schaeffer took the note and read it.
SCHAEFFER: 'Hey, everyone. Cedric and Cyril have been captured by someone who looks like Cyril.'
BERT: 'Aha! I thought there was something funny about Cyril's behaviour.'
SCHAEFFER: 'And that's not all. I once met him. I'll explain. I once ended up on another planet. There, I met another Cyril Sneer, who was planning on invading the Earth. I also met another version of Bert, Ralph, Melissa, Cedric, Sophia, and even Broo. Together we stopped the evil Cyril. Somehow he came to Earth.'
ALVIN: 'See Simon, I told you there was life on other planets.'
SIMON: 'Not now, Alvin.'
BENTLEY: 'Do you think it had anything to do with that shooting star I saw a few nights back?'
SCHAEFFER: 'What's that, Bentley?'
LISA: 'Yeah, we saw a shooting star. It was heading in the direction of the Sneer Mansion.'
SCHAEFFER: 'He must have arrived in one of his planes. We have to rescue the real Cyril.'
BERT: 'This looks like a job for Bert Raccoon, Secret Agent.'
ALVIN: 'Count us in, too!'
SIMON: (grabs Alvin's arm) 'Whoa, hold it, Alvin. We can't rush in without a plan.'
JEANETTE: 'Simon's right. We've got to think this through first before we do anything else.'
THEODORE: 'As long as nobody gets hurt.'
SCHAEFFER: 'I agree. Here's what we do...'

OUTSIDE THE SNEER MANSION
Everyone was outside the mansion.
BERT: 'Boy, I never thought I would be breaking into the Sneer Mansion again.'
SCHAEFFER: 'Well, we've done it a few times before.'
BRITTANY: 'Reminds me of the time we had to rescue Pinky the Circus Elephant from the pound.'
LISA: 'Does this kinda stuff happen to you guys a lot?'
ELEANOR: 'You could say that.'
SIMON: 'No time to talk, guys. Let's go.'
They found a way in.

THE DUNGEON
Cyril had finished telling Cedric his story.
CEDRIC: 'Gosh, my Great Uncle Samaritan Sneer was a benefactor?'
CYRIL: 'That's right, son. And the statue is hidden on top of the mountain. Now you understand why I kept it hidden. Because it could have ruined my reputation.'
BERT: (from the other side of the door) 'Mr. Sneer! Cedric! We're here to rescue you.'
CYRIL: 'Well, it's about time. You're not planning to blow up the door again, are you?'
BERT: 'No, Cedric gave us a key just in case something like this was to happen again.'
Cyril looked at Cedric, who was embarrassed. Bert unlocked the door, and Cyril and Cedric came out.
CYRIL: 'Thanks, everyone. You'd better get that concert of yours started. I've got a few phone calls to make. If this impostor is anything like me, he'll try and stop the concert. But this time I'm one step ahead of him.'
ALVIN: 'You got it, Mr. Sneer!'

SOMEWHERE NEAR THE FOREST BOWL
Imperial Commander Sneer was watching from behind a tree.
SNEER: 'When I'm done, those Raccoons will receive nothing but rotten vegetables!'

THE FOREST BOWL
Everyone was there, except Cyril. Sophia showed up, and Cedric was surprised.
SOPHIA: 'Hi, Cedric.'
CEDRIC: (surprised) 'Sophia! You're back a day early.'
SOPHIA: 'I know. I heard about the benefit concert, and I didn't wanna be left out of it.'
CEDRIC: 'So you're going to perform with us?'
SOPHIA: 'Of course.'
They hugged.

LATER THAT EVENING
The concert started, and Sneer watched nearby.
SNEER: 'I'm going to pull the plug on their little concert.'
He followed the cable.

THE SNEER MANSION
The cable lead to an outside socket at the mansion. When Sneer got there, he ran into Cyril, Mr. Knox, Lady Baden Baden, and Ingrid Bellamour.
CYRIL: 'So, trying to pull the plug on the concert, eh?'
SNEER: (surprised) 'How did you know?'
CYRIL: 'Because I've been there before!'
MR. KNOX: 'Get him!'
Sneer screamed, as Cyril and the others pounced on him.

THE FOREST BOWL
The Raccoons and the Chipmunks began performing. Cyril, Mr. Knox, Lady Baden Baden, and Ingrid joined the audience to watch the concert. Sneer was gagged and tied up in chains, and locked away in the dungeon.

THE EVERGREEN CONCERT: THE BAND
GUITARS: Bert, Lisa & Alvin
DRUMS: Ralph, Theodore & Eleanor
KEYBOARDS: Cedric, Bentley & Jeanette
KETYTARS: Melissa, Sophia & Brittany
BASS: Schaeffer & Simon

THE EVERGREEN CONCERT: THE MUSIC LIST
LISA RACCOON & THE CHIPETTES: Run With Us
THE CHIPMUNKS: We're the Chipmunks
BERT RACCOON & THE CHIPMUNKS: Don't Fear the Fire
THE CHIPMUNKS & THE CHIPETTES: The Girls of Rock and Roll
BERT & LISA: All Life Long
THE CHIPMUNKS: Little Brother, Mr. Hyde
CEDRIC & SOPHIA: To Have You
THE CHIPMUNKS & THE CHIPETTES: Everything's Gonna Be Alright
RALPH & MELISSA: When the Sun Comes Up
The audience cheered as the band performed.

When the concert was over, Lady Baden Baden stepped onto the stage.
LADY BADEN BADEN: 'I've just got a call from the station sponsoring the concert. We have raised over fifteen-hundred dollars.'
The audience cheered.
CYRIL: (stepping onto the stage) 'Great, now it's my turn to sing something. Hit it boys!'
The Pigs played music through a boom box, and Cyril began singing, "The Sweet Smell of Success". The audience booed, and threw tomatoes at him.
CYRIL: (running off stage) 'Those idiots don't know talent when they see it.'

ONE HOUR LATER
Bert was sitting in the cockpit of Sneer's plane, and Sneer was in the back seat, still tied up and gagged. The others stood around the plane.
CYRIL: 'So the impostor is really me from another planet, eh?'
SCHAEFFER: 'That's right, Mr. Sneer.'
CYRIL: 'Well, if you know so much about this planet, why is Bert taking him back?'
BERT: 'Simple. The planet's co-ordinates are set on the plane's computer. And Bentley had set it on a round trip. I drop old hose nose off on his planet, and return home.'
CYRIL: 'Great. Now get going! I don't want two of me causing trouble around here.'
The plane took off, and Bert left the forest.

HALF AN HOUR LATER
Bert returned in the plane.
BERT: 'I'm back!'
The others cheered, then Cedric and Sophia talked to each other.
SOPHIA: 'So Cedric, you said you wanted to ask me something?
CEDRIC: 'Yes, Sophia. We have known each other since the time we saved the Evergreen Lake, and... What I mean to say is...'
He got out the box containing the ring, and he opened it.
CEDRIC: (holding it up) 'Will you marry me?'
SOPHIA: Oh, Cedric. Of course, I will.
She hugged Cedric, then he came over and whispered to Alvin and Brittany something. Then the two got up on stage once again, each one taking a microphone.
ALVIN: 'Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, as thanks for being asked to perform at their wedding...'
BRITTANY: '...this next song is dedicated to the soon-to-be Mr. and Mrs. Cedric Sneer!'
And with that, Alvin and Brittany sang "Up Where We Belong" to the audience. Cyril and the others cheered again.
CYRIL: 'Well done, Cedric, my boy.'
CEDRIC: 'Thanks, Pop.'


NEXT: THE EVERGREEN WEDDING


17.1.2008
This is the second Raccoons fan fiction I wrote, with help from my friend Jacob Turner.
© 2008 - 2024 Megamink1997
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