Stephen Fox Adventures 2007 3

STEPHEN FOX ADVENTURES

A WEEK AT WISEMAN'S BRIDGE
Part 3

Written by Stephen Ricketts

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is a one off crossover special, which involves various characters taken out of their time lines and history, and being at the same place. The story also represents my website's 5th Anniversary. It was uploaded onto the internet on the 14th of December, 2002.

Chucklewood Critters (c) Encore Enterprises Inc
Doctor Who/ Fawlty Towers (c) BBC
Sonic The Hedgehog (c) SEGA & DIC
SpongeBob SquarePants (c) Nickelodeon
The Raccoons (c) Evergreen Raccoons Marketing Inc
Tiny Toon Adventures/ Animaniacs (c) Warner Bros

Any of the characters that aren't related to the following above, are my own characters.


WISEMAN'S BRIDGE INN: DINING ROOM
It was getting dark, and it was the last night at Wales for everyone Stephen Fox invited to Wiseman's Bridge. Stephen Fox sat at a table, with Rocko and Sarah, and Buttons, Rusty, Bearbette and Frisky. The Cyberman walked up to them.
CYBERMAN: 'Are you all having a good time?'
STEPHEN: 'Yes, we are.'
CYBERMAN: 'The waiter will be here with your food.'
The Cyberman walked off. Manuel entered the dining room.
MANUEL: 'Here are your ham sandwiches.'
He handed the plate of hand sandwiches to Stephen, and Rocko and Sarah.
MANUEL: 'And for three jars of bay-you honey.'
FRISKY: 'Bay-you?'
MANUEL: 'Si, Bay-you.'
BEARBETTE: 'It's Bayou Honey.'
MANUEL: 'Ahh, si si.'
He gave the Chucklewood cubs their bayou honey.
Kath Soucie sat at a table with seven of her characters. Fifi, Sally, Bimbette, Lola, Sneezer, Kanga and Dexter's Mom.
BIMBETTE: 'So Fifi, do you have a boyfriend?'
FIFI: 'Why? So you can steal him away from me?'
BIMBETTE: 'As if. I was curious.'
FIFI: 'Well for you information, he ees Hamton J. Pig.'
BIMBETTE: 'That neat freak? For the record, I am so not interested in him.'
FIFI: 'Good.'
KANGA: 'I hope Roo is alright back at Hundred Acre Wood?'
SALLY: 'Don't worry. Remember, the Doctor will return us to our homes five minutes after we left. It will be like we didn't leave at all.'
Grounder came up to them, with flowers.
SALLY: 'Grounder? What are you doing here?'
GROUNDER: 'I brought some flowers for Fifi.'
FIFI: 'Look I don't want to skunk you again. So please leave.'
GROUNDER: 'I'm sorry Fifi. I was trying to ask you out on a date in French, and I got the question wrong. My French is terrible.'
FIFI: 'No, eet ees not terrible. But if you don't know what means what in French, zen eet ees better to how you say, talk in ze English.'
GROUNDER: 'Okay.'
FIFI: 'You are a nice person, but...'
BIMBETTE: 'She already has a boyfriend.'
GROUNDER: 'Oh, never mind.'
SNEEZER: 'I'll take the pretty flowers.'
GROUNDER: 'Okay.'
KATH/ FIFI/ BIMBETTE/ LOLA/ SALLY/ KANGA/ DEXTER'S MOM: (as Grounder handed the flowers to Sneezer) 'Noooo!!!'
SNEEZER: (sniffing the flowers) 'These flowers are... ahh... ahh....'
LOLA: 'Uh oh.'
SNEEZER: 'Ahh-Choo!!!'
His sneeze sent Grounder flying back. He crashed into  the wall next to Cyril Sneer's table. Bert and Lisa were sitting with him.
CYRIL: (to Grounder) 'You are just as terrible as the Pigs!'
GROUNDER: 'Thank you, Commissioner Sleer.'
CYRIL: 'That's Cyril Sleer! I mean Sneer! I mean Cyril Sneer!'
GROUNDER: 'Sorry, Mr Sneer.'
CYRIL: (getting up) 'I've been waiting long enough! Where's our food?'
MANUEL: (walking up to them, with their food) 'Here's your food, Mr. Beer.'
CYRIL: 'It's Sneer!'
LISA: 'Do you want us to pay, Mr. Sneer?'
CYRIL: 'No I'll do it. (To Manuel) Do you take credit cards?'
MANUEL: 'Si.'
CYRIL: 'I'll take that as a yes.'
He gave Manuel his card.

THREE MINUTES LATER
Manuel returned with the card.
CYRIL: 'Thank you, sir.'
Buster and Babs walked up to Scratch's table.
BUSTER: 'Hi Scratch.'
SCRATCH: 'Hello, err...?'
BUSTER: 'I'm Buster Bunny.'
BABS: 'And I'm Babs Bunny.'
BOTH: 'No relation.'
BOB: 'Ahh, so you are twins.'
BUSTER: 'We are not related. That's what we meant by, "No Relation."'
BOB: 'You mean you are not brother and sister?'
BABS: 'Exactly.'
BOB: 'But you look like...'
BABS: 'Like twins. I think we got that.'
SCRATCH: 'What a coincidence. Two non related bunny rabbits, who look like twins. And Grounder and myself are non identical twin brothers.'
GROUNDER: 'We're twins? I knew that.'
Minerva Mink walked in, wearing her red dress, and Bob saw her.
BOB: 'Hello... Line?'
YAKKO: (popping up) 'Nurse.'
BOB: 'She's not a nurse.'
Minerva sat down at a table, and Bob walked up to her.
BOB: 'Excuse me, but I want to ask you out. Please don't say no?'
MINERVA: (looking up) 'Would you do me a favour?'
She fluttered her eyelashes.
MINERVA: 'My shoulders ache. Could you massage them for me.'
BOB: 'Okay.'
Basil Fawlty walked up to the set up musical instruments, and talked on the microphone.
BASIL: 'Good evening, I am the owner of Fawlty Towers... I mean temporary owner of Wiseman's Bridge Inn. And I hope your stay is a happy one.'
He walked back to the doorway into the kitchen, and went through. Suddenly he ran out again, and ran back up to the microphone.
BASIL: 'Can I have your attention! I don't know how this happened, and I'm not quite sure why it started now.'
KATH: 'What is it?'
BASIL: 'Well the point is... I'll put it this way. Um.... (High voice) Fire.'
BUTTONS: 'What?'
BASIL: 'Fire. F... F... F... F... Fire.'
BERT: 'Fire?'
BASIL: 'Fire!'
SANDY: 'Where?'
BASIL: (pointing at the kitchen doors) 'In there! Fire! FIRE! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!'
He started jumping, and repeatedly shouting, "FIRE!!!" Almost everyone in the room screamed.

FIVE MINUTES LATER
Basil stood in front of Rocko and Sarah.
BASIL: 'Thank you for using your Mega whatsit to put out the fire.'
ROCKO: 'Your welcome.'
Everyone returned to the Dining Room.

LATER ON
Everyone finished eating, and the Cybermen cleared the tables, and made room in the middle of the dining room. Basil walked up to the microphone, and spoke to everyone.
BASIL: 'Okay it's time to dance to some music. Give it up for Rush!'
Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson and Neal Peart walked onto the stage, and Basil stepped down.
GEDDY: 'It's a pleasure to perform for all of you at Wiseman's Bridge Inn. The first song we are going to perform is from our, "Moving Pictures," album. This song is called, "Limelight."
They performed, "Limelight," and everyone started dancing to the music. They then performed, "Tom Sawyer," "The Trees," "Xanadu," "Red Barchetta," "Freewill," "Closer to the Heart," and, "YYZ."
After the party, everyone returned to their rented Caravans.

THE NEXT DAY
Stephen Fox waited at the entrance to the Caravan Park, and the Tardis materialised in the same spot as before. The Doctor came out.
DOCTOR: 'Hello, Stephen. So where are the others?'
STEPHEN: 'They'll be here soon. I told them all last night to be here by twelve-o-clock. It's half past eleven now, so they will be here soon.'
DOCTOR: 'Well, while we're waiting, we'll have a drink at the pub.'
STEPHEN: 'Okay.'

MUSIC SCENE: RUSH: Time Stand Still
They went into the pub, and while they waited, Stephen thought back to what happened the last few days. How Grounder tried to get a date with Fifi. Kath Soucie's picnic. Rocko and Sarah's fun at the beach. The battle against Queen Metallixa. And the party last night.
END OF MUSIC SCENE


THE END


8.12.2007