The Easter Raccoons

THE RACCOONS FAN FICTION

THE EASTER RACCOONS

Written by Stephen Ricketts & Jacob Turner
Ending Bloopers written by Jacob Turner


The Raccoons © Skywriter Media & Entertainment Group
Michelle Raccoon © Michelleraccoon
The Railway Dragon © Lacewood Productions
Jenny Elwood © Jennifer Elliot


EVERGREEN FOREST
It was night time in the forest, with stars in a clear sky.

THE RACCOONS' HOME: BENTLEY'S BEDROOM
Bentley was looking at the stars through his bedroom window. Nicole walked in.
NICOLE: 'Bentley, you should have been in ze bed half an hour ago.'
BENTLEY: 'I know, Mom. But I can't sleep. I'm too excited about the Easter Egg Hunt Miss Primrose and Mr. Sneer are organising.'
NICOLE: 'I know you are. But you need your sleep if you wanna find as many eggs as you can.'
BENTLEY: 'Right, Mom.'
Bentley got into bed, and Nicole turned off the light and closed the door.

THE SNEER MANSION: WAR ROOM
Cyril Sneer stood before the Pigs.
CYRIL: 'Are all the chocolate eggs for the Easter Egg Hunt ready?'
LLOYD: 'Yes Boss.'
CYRIL: 'Excellent. I have a feeling the kids will enjoy tomorrow's Easter Egg Hunt.'
LLOYD: 'Err, boss. Can we save three Easter Eggs?'
CYRIL: 'So you can eat them yourselves? Over my dead body.'
FLOYD: 'No, I mean for our girlfriends.'
CYRIL: 'The Princesses? Well, since you put it that way, very well.'
PIGS: (cheering) 'Yay.'
All of a sudden, they heard a sound outside. They all rushed to the balcony, and saw a shooting star in the horizon. It landed on the surface, causing an explosion.
CYRIL: 'What in blazes was that?'
BOYD: 'M-M-Maybe it's your evil look alike, from the Lost Star.'
CYRIL: 'Don't be an idiot, swine. He died several episodes ago. But whatever that was, I have a feeling it's not good news.'

THE RACCONS' HOME: BENTLEY'S BEDROOM
Bentley woke up, and rushed to the window. He saw the light from the explosion.
BENTLEY: 'What was that?'

THE EVERGREEN MOUNTAIN
The Evergreen Dragon stepped out of the tunnel. He looked serious.
DRAGON: 'Hmm. I sense something bad is brewing. I'll need to be on the lookout.'

THE SIGHT OF THE CRASH
An alien like ship was seen in a crater caused by the explosion.
EVIL VOICE: 'This must be the right place. Once I have the egg, it will be all over.'

THE NEXT DAY
THE FOREST
NARRATOR: 'It was now Easter Sunday in the Evergreen Forest. And the kids were gathering in the forest for the annual Easter Egg Hunt.'
Bentley and Penny met up, along with some of the other kids in the forest.
BENTLEY: 'Hi Penny. Ready for the Easter Egg Hunt?'
PENNY: 'Yeah. (Looking around) I wonder where the Easter Bunny is?'
Cyril suddenly leaped out, wearing the Easter Bunny suit. The same one he wore in "Making the Grade".
CYRIL: 'Hi Kids. I am the Easter Bunny.'
BENTLEY: (surprised) 'Mr. Sne…'
CYRIL: 'Shhh. (Whispers to Bentley) Are you trying to ruin it for the other kids?'
BENTLEY: (whispering back) 'Sorry.'
Cyril nodded and stood before everyone again.
CYRIL: 'I have hidden ten Easter Eggs around this forest. Whoever finds the eggs will get the special prize hidden inside, as well as eat the milk chocolate shell. One important rule. Don't steal someone else's Easter Egg. If someone finds an egg first, it's theirs and theirs alone. Do you kids understand?'
KIDS: 'Yes, Easter Bunny.'
CYRIL: 'Good. Now go and have fun. And let me know when the ten eggs are found.'
KIDS: 'Yes, Easter Bunny.'

MUSIC SCENE 1: RUSH: Roll the Bones
The kids head into the forest and began searching for the Easter Eggs. Bentley and Penny worked together, and looked around the forest in hopes of finding an egg.
BENTLEY: 'Penny, I think I found one.'
Penny ran up to Bentley, and saw he was holding a broken chocolate egg, with singed paper inside. And some of the chocolate shell was melted.
PENNY: 'What happened to it?'
BENTLEY: 'I don't know. (Thought of something) You don't suppose the dragon was here earlier, do you?'
PENNY: 'I doubt it. But he could have stepped out of the cave and visited this part of the forest. We'll take the egg and warn Cyril. The others could have been destroyed as well.'
BENTLEY: 'Right.'
They ran off.
Elsewhere, a duck kid found an unharmed Easter egg.
DUCK KID: 'I got an egg.'
He ran off with it. And a rabbit girl found an egg nearby.
RABBIT: 'I got it.'
She ran off with the egg.
Up the air, the Dragon was looking around the forest.
DRAGON: 'Hmm. I must remember to ask the ones who care best about this thing they call an "Egg Hunt". But first thing's first.'
With that in mind, the Dragon flew off.
END OF MUSIC SCENE

BERT AND LISA'S HOME
Bert and Lisa stepped out.
LISA: 'Okay Bert. Let's continue our training.'
BERT: 'Right, Lisa. One of us is bound to bring home the gold.'
LISA: 'Yeah, one of us. There's no telling how many of us in the forest are training for the Olympics.'
BERT: 'Yeah. I hope we still get to compete. I always wanted to be part of the Olympics. Bert Raccoon, Ace…'
LISA: (covering Bert's mouth) 'Yeah yeah, we get it.'

THE FOREST
Bentley and Penny were walking along. Then a monster ran in front of them, preventing them from going further. He was a dark blue rabbit in a suit of gold armour.
MONSTER: (with the evil voice) 'You two.'
The kids jumped.
MONSTER: 'I am Trarratix. Explain to me what kind of game you're playing.'
BENTLEY: 'We're having an Easter Egg Hunt, Mr. Trarratix, sir.'
TRARRATIX: 'Easter Egg Hunt? You mean hunting for these chocolate covered eggs, with nothing but something inside, which you creatures call money?'
PENNY: (surprised) 'Money?'
TRARRATIX: 'That's right. I am searching for an egg, but not one of those chocolate eggs, which I thought was to trick me. I am after an egg containing a powerful demon. I will hatch it, and use its power to destroy.'
BENTLEY: 'You're not really a good guy, are you?'
TRARRATIX: 'Na-ah, definitely a bad guy.'
BENTLEY: 'I was afraid of that.'
TRARRATIX: 'Now that you have told me what is going on, I have no more use for you.'
He drew out his sword, startling the two raccoons.
TRARRATIX: 'Say goodbye, pest!'
Suddenly, the two raccoons heard a familiar roar coming from the sky towards them. They looked up and saw the Dragon, who landed in between them and faced against Trarratix, surprising him a little.
DRAGON: 'Keep your paws off these saplings, you filthy excuse for a lagomorph!'
TRARRATIX: 'You're ordering me, you old-coot? Just for that, I'll--'
JENNY: (from a distance) 'Heart!'
Trarratix was attacked by a blast of light energy.
TRARRATIX: (shielding his eyes) 'Agh!'
Jenny Elwood leaped through the air, and landed in front of Bentley, Penny and the Dragon, facing against Trarratix.
BENTLEY: 'Jenny.'
PENNY: 'Thanks goodness you showed up.'
TRARRATIX: (to Jenny) 'You followed me here? There's no getting rid of you, is there?'
JENNY: 'That's right, Trarratix.'
DRAGON: 'No one wants you here, foul beast! I strongly suggest that you leave now, while you still can!'
With that, the Dragon breathed a stream of fire towards Trarratix, who managed to roll out of the way.
TRARRATIX: 'When I hatch the demon egg, this planet and all others will be mine!'
The monster teleported out.
BENTLEY: (hugging Jenny) 'Welcome back Jenny. (Lets go) So what's the deal with this scary rabbit?'
JENNY: 'He's an escaped criminal from a quadrant near my home planet. I caught him at the Forbidden Temple on my home planet, stealing the demon egg that was locked away inside. If he hatches the demon, it will feed on souls and grow as big as that fictional dragon you call Serpenterra. If Trarratix succeeds, we're all doomed. The egg is somewhere in this forest. I saw both the egg and the ship crash around here.'
PENNY: 'We need to get Bert, Lisa and Michelle. You guys need to summon Captain Raccoon again.'
BENTLEY: 'Yeah, and find this egg. Hey Jenny.'
JENNY: 'Yes?'
BENTLEY: 'Will you be staying for the Easter Egg Hunt?'
JENNY: 'An Easter Egg Hunt?'
BENTLEY: 'Yeah. Mr. Sne… err the Easter Bunny has hidden ten Easter Eggs in the forest, and there's a prize inside each one.'
PENNY: 'Bentley wait.'
BENTLEY: 'What? What is it?'
PENNY: 'What if the Demon Egg is somewhere in the forest? And what if someone else finds it?'
BENTLEY: 'Oh, you're right.'
DRAGON: 'You saplings go and find your friends. I'll take to the sky and see if I can find this demon egg.'
JENNY: 'Thank you for your help, ancient one. We can use all the help we can get.'
With that, the Dragon spread his wings out and took to the sky.

THE FOREST OUTSKIRTS
Cyril Sneer and Miss Primrose counted the Easter eggs.
CYRIL: 'Excellent work kids. Except there's one missing.'
A male badger kid ran up to them.
BADGER: 'Mr Easter Bunny. I found… (Looks at the other Easter eggs) 'Are those the Easter Eggs?'
CYRIL: 'Yes. Of course they are. Why? Didn't you find any?'
BADGER: (revealing a green egg with lumps around it) 'I found this.'
The kids gasped at the sight of it.
CYRIL: 'That's not one of my Easter Eggs.'
TRARRATIX: (leaping out of hiding) 'That's because it's mine!'
The kids screamed.
TRARRATIX: 'All right, hand it over right now!'
From the sky, the Dragon looked down and saw what was happening.
DRAGON: (growling) Threatening young ones, eh? He'll not get away with this.'
With that, the Dragon swooped down into a nose dive.

OUTSIDE THE BLUE SPRUCE CAFE
Bentley, Jenny and Penny met up with Bert, Lisa and Michelle.
JENNY: 'And that's why we must stop Trarratix from getting the demon egg.'
BERT: 'What? We can't let some scary rabbit destroy everything we love.'
MICHELLE: 'Yeah!'
BERT: 'We must combine our powers and summon Captain Raccoon to save us once again!'
LISA: 'Yeah!'
JENNY: 'Then let's do it.'
The five raccoons raised their fists, activating their power rings.
BERT: 'Earth!'
BENTLEY: 'Fire!'
LISA: 'Wind!'
MICHELLE: 'Water!'
JENNY: 'Heart!'
Their powers combined summoned Captain Raccoon.
RACCOON: 'With your powers combined, I am Captain Raccoon!'
JENNY: 'Captain Raccoon. A criminal named Trarratix is loose in this forest.'
Captain Raccoon looked left and right.
RACCOON: 'I can sense evil in that direction. I'm on my way.'
He flew off.

THE FOREST
Trarratix grabbed a hold of Cyril, and placed his sword in front of Cyril's neck. He faced against the scared kids.
TRARRATIX: 'Hand over the egg. Or the bunny gets it.'
Suddenly, they all heard a familiar roar and looked up as a stream of fire came towards him, burning his rear end a little.
TRARRATIX: 'Yeoowwww!'
Trarratix then let go of Cyril as the Dragon landed and gave Trarratix a serious look.
DRAGON: 'Leave these creatures alone, you beast!'
TRARRATIX: 'Am I supposed to be afraid of you, you poor excuse for a flamethrower?'
Captain Raccoon came into view.
RACCOON: 'No, but how about me?'
TRARRATIX: (letting go of Cyril) 'What? (Looks up) No.'
RACCOON: 'Time to put an end to your plans.'
Trarratix snatched the demon egg from the badger's hand, and held it up.
TRARRATIX: 'I now have the demon egg! When it hatches, everything will be destroyed!'
CYRIL: (shocked) 'What?'
RACCOON: 'Not today my friend.'
Captain Raccoon fired a beam at the egg, blowing it up. And Trarratix got splat with the green yoke that was inside.
KIDS: 'Eww.'
TRARRATIX: 'Hey! It took me years to find that egg!'
The five raccoons showed up.
JENNY: 'You're going back to space jail. Do it, Captain Raccoon.'
RACCOON: 'My pleasure.'
Captain Raccoon fired a beam at Trarratix.
TRARRATIX: 'Nooooo!'
Trarratix got zapped away.
BERT: (helping Cyril up) 'Are you alright, Cyril?'
CYRIL: 'I'm not Cyril. I'm the Easter Bunny.'
BERT: 'Oh, right.'
BENTLEY: (holding up the destroyed Easter Egg) 'We found one Easter egg, but it was destroyed.'
PENNY: 'It was ruined by that scary rabbit.'
CYRIL: 'Well, as I know you kids are the honest type, I'll give you another Easter Egg right here and right now.'
He tossed Bentley and Penny another Easter Egg.
BENTLEY/PENNY: 'Thanks.'
RACCOON: (to the Dragon) 'And thank you for protecting these civilians from Trarratix until I arrived, Dragon.'
JENNY: 'Yes. I think this forest is very lucky to have you around.'
DRAGON: (smiling) 'And very glad to be as well.'
CYRIL: 'And as for the rest of you kids who didn't even attempt to steal someone else's Easter Eggs, I have a surprise for you.'
MISS PRIMROSE: (lifting up a white cloth from a basket) 'Free Easter Eggs for everyone.'
The kids cheered, and rushed to collect their eggs. And they all loved what was inside each egg.
PENNY: 'If Rainbow Dash was here, she'd say "This is the best Easter ever".'
BENTLEY: 'Yeah.'
The kids all continued to have fun.
NARRATOR: 'The kids had a great Easter. And the Raccoons saved the world once again, from another evil threat from beyond the stars. As for Cyril Sneer, he really enjoyed wearing the Easter Bunny suit once again.'

ENDING BLOOPERS
SCENE 1
The Dragon is by himself.
VOICE: 'Take 1, wild roars.'
DRAGON: 'Eh, keep rolling. I just wanna try something. (growls a little, making faces as he does so) There be a sound down in the throat somewhere, I just dunno how to reach it.'
SCENE 2
Bentley chewing on his Easter Egg. Suddenly he spits it out.
BENTLEY: 'Yuck! I think I got a bit of wrapping in my mouth.'
SCENE 3
TRARRATIX: 'When I hatch the demon egg, this planet and (rolls tongue) I dunno what I'm doing.'
Laughter is heard.
SCENE 4
LISA: Okay, Bert. Let's (speaks gibberish)'
Bert and the crew laugh at Lisa's mistake.
LISA: 'Whoo! Could you just erase that and start again?'
SCENE 5
Jenny is drinking a smoothie through a straw, as she suddenly notices the camera looking right at her.
JENNY: (stops drinking) 'You're waiting for me? Oh. Sorry. Heh.'
SCENE 6
The Dragon continues his growl-making noises until finally he does his signature roar.
DRAGON: (finishes up) 'That be as close as I can get right now.'


THE END


MUSIC
RUSH: Roll the Bones
LISA LOUGHEED: Run With Us


26.4.2012